so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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