he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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