i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
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The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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