Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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