IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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