it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
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i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
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Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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