Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
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15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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