she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
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Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
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either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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