I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
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Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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