You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
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Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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