her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Im part way to drunk.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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