Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
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Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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