I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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