you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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