At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
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full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
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Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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