Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
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I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
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