she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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