JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I love having hate sex.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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