I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
Randomize