hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
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My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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