I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I still have a little drunk in my system
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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