That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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