Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
