I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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