I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
The feeling are messing with the penis
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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