So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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