everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
