why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
