ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
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I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
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So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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