physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
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why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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