Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Panties = found
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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