Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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