so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
We left an ass print on the piano.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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