Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
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As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
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My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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