i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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