no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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