I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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