the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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