Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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