That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
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