I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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