I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
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I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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