When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
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Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
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Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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