I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
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He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Im part way to drunk.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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