He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
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I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
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I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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