im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
the raccoons are back...
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