I want to stick my p in your. b.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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