did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
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Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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