please come you make the beer taste better
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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