Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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