Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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