I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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