but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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