we're blogging at a bar
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
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He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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