Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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