End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
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I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
we should paint friendship bongs
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