Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I think I died a long time ago.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
be right there i have to get my cape
Im part way to drunk.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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