idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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