And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
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It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
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You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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